Michael’s friend Shirley was visiting this week from Alabama. Today, she brought her three kids into the city to visit Michael at work. While they were in his office, Michael was pointing out our cool wedding announcement to Shirley.
“You mean you guys are married?” asks Eric, who’s about seven years old.
“Yep,” says Michael. “We can do that in Massachusetts or in Canada.”
“If you were in Alabama, you’d be gay.”