Okay, so this has probably been proposed by someone else and launched and failed miserably. But what the hell? I am all about the fool-making.
Why don’t we start a social networking site all about making connections with people we can’t stand? No, really. You log on, search for “Sharon Krafts” and then tag her as a “genial co-worker on the other side of a labor dispute” or whatever. We can define many sorts of work relationships. Or love relationships. Or family relationships. But the idea is that we don’t like these people. And we can get explicit confirmation that they dislike us as well.
Black lady: Listen, you camel jockey, I don’t care what you say, you was wrong to do that! Middle Eastern man: Oh, shut up, you stupid nigga! I’m tired of hearing your shit! Go fuck yourself! Black woman passerby: Oh my god, who the hell are you to be talking to my beautiful black sister like that?! You ain’t got no right to talk to anybody black like that! Black lady: Bitch, who the shit are you? Don’t be talkin’ to my husband like that!
So, I missed Obama Girl the first time around. I like Obama. He’s funny. But I just didn’t see the point of watching a music video with a sexy chick singing his praises with that weird Beyonce quaver. But this one’s better. I just had to look when they threw in the Giuliani girls. Wouldn’t you? I’m so glad that they did a partisan-free song so we can all see that it’s not really meant to be anything but fun!
A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.
I don’t really like to diss any of the dems, but I did have to chortle a bit when I heard Hilary do her “Daisy Mae meets Rex Harrison” on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. So if you’re the 99th person out of 100 who hasn’t heard this, just sit back and listen to the soothing Southern drawl of Sen. Clinton.
[I think the Daisy Mae thing is mean. She's more like Rosiland Russell visiting Peckerwood in Auntie Mame.]
