My officemate Michael K. made a very astute observation yesterday and the more I review the evidence, the more I agree with him.
Remember this?
Strikingly similar to this, isn’t it?
Bring crack, too
Under the category of WTF-ness I’ve missed is this lovely story about how some teachers in Texas can bring guns to school. You know, for protection. I’m sure the added firearms will make it more difficult for students to go on murder-suicide rampages.
Um, WTF??!
Making Babies
I’m a little surprised to learn from MakeMeBabies.com that if Michael and I made a baby, it would be Indian.
Here’s the visual proof. Isn’t Baby Giblets adorable?
Michael won’t let me get a motorcycle
I think this is why. But maybe he doesn’t know that we don’t do this in the U.S.
Me as Michael Jackson
Ever wonder what you would look like after a face lift? Don’t. Below are my before-and-after results from LiftMagic.com. I look like a frickin alien, no? To be fair, I did crank up every possible “enhancement” to 100%, but this confirmed one thing for me. You cannot improve on the perfection of my beautiful face. (Ha.)
